courtesy of australia vol.3

never in my life, did i think that i would love fighting kangaroos as much as i do. it brings me such joy to see these creatures fight, throwing punches, wrestling, standing on their tales and kicking each other. it is odd, because i normally hate fighting.

i believe that if the world would fight its wars with kangaroos, we would live in harmony due to the unavoidable laughter and happiness kangaroo feuds bring.

i also find it odd that these golfers continue with their game, almost oblivious to the event taking place. it leads me to believe that australians have grown weary of seeing kangaroo fights. it must happen all the time if men can simply ignore it.

you're having a party...... kangaroo fight.
you're getting married..... kangaroo fight.
taking mail to the post office..... kangaroo fight.
birthing a child..... kangaroo fight.

and so on and so forth. in fact, just behind me a kangaroo fight has broken out.

finishing a blog post...... kangaroo fight.

i've got to go. i'm laying down a significant amount of coin on a kangaroo the locals simply call "the inflicter."